what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
