any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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