you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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