And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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