We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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