I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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