birth control should be required to get into college
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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