I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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