You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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