i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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