I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
