i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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