no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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