For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize