I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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