Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Small penises have feelings too.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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