relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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