I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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