i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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