Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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