My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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