Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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