so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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