Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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