yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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