I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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