oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize