dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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