My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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