just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
