Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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