just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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