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(972): View more from Texas

What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

i was rollin on her like bob the builder

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(314): View more from Missouri

96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks

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(614): View more from Ohio

i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.

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(816): View more from Missouri

at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?

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(415): View more from California

Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.

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(585): View more from New York

seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

She is beauty she is grace

(301): View more from Maryland

she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i thought you had class

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