whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We're too hungover to prance.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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