I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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