she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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