Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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