After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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