where am i from again
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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