some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Do plants get herpes?
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