For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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