dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
