Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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