still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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