Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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