i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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