i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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