sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
