worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Randomize