My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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