that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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