can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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