Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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