porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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